Mr. Edwards, a longtime observer of politics, Lawrence Welk reruns, and the Victoria’s Secret catalog, has a real job besides blogging about politics, pop culture, and the latest fashions from his home in the Pacific Northwest. He is a successful author who has written under the noms de plume Agatha Christie, Oscar Wilde, and Shakespeare. He thinks he's clever by making obscure pop culture references. He reads too many liberal newspapers, and thus drinks heavily. He eats raw steak and drinks Jack Daniels for breakfast. He hates children, animals, and cuddling, and is surprisingly still single. He holds a bachelors degree in political science, or as he calls it, a BS in BS. He was once hired to be a performance artist, but was fired due to having talent and a future. He is so pomo he has become ironically detached from reality. He has frequently been praised for having the racial sensitivity of Don Imus, the moral rectitude of Larry Flynt, and the communication skills of a young Helen Keller. He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest collection of Precious Moments figurines. You can contact him at edwardsreport@gmail.com.
Awesome!!! Great job. Love the subtitle of your blog, too.
Comment by Rob Baker | September 3, 2008 |
There’s no need for satire. Sarah Palin’s the biggest punchline to hit politics in years.
Comment by KC | September 3, 2008 |
As a mother of two, I feel that outraged that this woman could become our country’s president. She is clearly irresponsible in her family life, especially on the matter of birth control. The risk of down’s syndrome increases each year after 35. Already a mother of 4, she should have realized there was a significant risk to any future children. Now she is running for vice president, a position that will leave her with no time to attend to the disabled child that she brought into this world. Moreover, she has past her irresponsible ways onto her children, and her career has cast the spotlight on her pregnant 17-year-old daughter.
Comment by Ashlee | September 3, 2008 |
Then you will be relieved to know, Ashlee, that Sarah Palin is running for VICE PRESIDENT, not President.
Comment by RAB | September 4, 2008 |
Palin is Presidential material… http://fuanglada.wordpress.com/ … Scroll down to it.
Hint: It is not the Palin you think it is.
Comment by Maysman | September 4, 2008 |