The (John) Edwards Report

This august publication is steeped in the well developed journalistic ethics that permeate so much of American media, so it is with a heavy heart that this post is based on a report in the National Enquirer.  They have been diligently pursuing a sex scandal involving onetime senator and former and possibly soon-to-be vice presidential candidate John “No Relation” Edwards.  The rumors that he has not only a mistress but a love child as well have been around for awhile, and they have no proof such as a DNA test, but their latest story does not look good.  So while his wife was battling cancer, Sen. Bedwards was (allegedly) riding dirty with this woman:

Sen. Bedwards & his baby's mama?