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Foreign Student Turns Down Party Invite

Kokku Seikou, a University of California student, turned down an invitation to a rocking kegger this weekend in order to stay in his dorm room studying into the late hours.  Seikou, who studied twenty hours a day in his native Japan in order to get a scholarship to an American university, declined the chance to take jello shots with sorority sisters in order to cram for his organic chemistry final, scheduled in two months.  In between doing a beer bong and a marijuana bong, his roommate Jeff Johnson said Seikou was “a cool dude,” but “really weird, man.  He stays home every night studying.  I mean, he actually gets up before noon and goes to class.”  Seikou was not available for comment because he was preparing applications for medical school.

August 13, 2008 Posted by | Fake News, Laugher Curve | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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