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Obama/Biden Ticket Worries Environmentalists

Fear spread throughout the environmentalist community early Saturday morning as the news that Barack Obama had chosen Sen. Joe Biden as his vice presidential candidate.  National environmentalist groups are worried that the Obama/Biden ticket would vastly increase the dangers and imminence of global warming, as a result of the combination of hot air released from both candidates.  “This will lead to more hurricanes, an increase in the death of polar bears, and the end of Antarctica as we know it,” claimed activist Harold Scrottle, the head of the Faction for Alleviating Global Warming.  Although the similarities between the two makes them almost indistinguishable,  Scrottle went on to say that the Democratic ticket is more of a danger to the environment than cow flatulence.  Environmentalist Al Gore was unavailable for comment as he was aboard his private plane.

August 23, 2008 Posted by | Election 2008, Fake News, Laugher Curve | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Veggie Tales

Today’s CSM has an interesting article that is just one more confirmation for a theory I, as well as many others on the Right, have long held.  Environmentalism is not a movement to “Save Mother Earth,” nor is it a misguided attempt to connect to Gaia, but is in reality a backdoor scheme to institute socialist policies that the Left cannot achieve at the ballot box.  Is it just a coincidence that every policy proposed to alleviate some imagined or exaggerated environmental threat is coercive and collectivist?
What is the latest left-wing lifestyle choice that they want the rest of us to obey by government order?  Vegetarianism!  The article is no longer available online, but it states that “in the future a day may come when there isn’t enough grain for both humans and livestock — at least not at the U.S. consumption rate.  Add to this the environmental impacts of modern industrial-scale meat production, and many wonder: With a predicted world population of 9.5 billion by midcentury, are we all destined to be vegetarians?”  The reporter does briefly mention lab-grown meat, but not so subtly mentions possible war and collapsing nation-states if we continue to expect to consume meat at current rates.  It isn’t until the end that the topic of the more delicious and healthy grass-fed meats is considered.
Let me make this clear, enviros: I will not be taking mass transit.  I will not be driving a hippie car.  I will not set my thermostat above 70 degrees in the summer.  I will never recycle.  And believe this, from an Atkins devotee: the day I become a vegetarian is the day that pig roasts fly, so you can kiss my Boston Butt and munch on my Italian meatballs.

July 16, 2008 Posted by | Environmentalism | , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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