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Oprah Cult Not Fully Joining Obama Cult

Oprah Winfrey, an afternoon talk show host who reached great achievement in a male dominated world and who encourages women to achieve in a male dominated world, is against allowing Gov. Sarah Palin, the first woman to run as vice president on the Republican ticket, on her show.  Winfrey’s staff is divided by the decision, as is Oprah’s cult.  Oprah, who tried to transfer her cult to Obama’s cult during his battle against another woman seeking achievement in a male dominated world, has been surprised at the angry reaction from disillusioned members of her own cult, who took to heart her words of encouragement for female achievement in a male dominated world.  Dr. Phil is expected to intervene if there are any television cameras used to cover the controversy.

September 5, 2008 - Posted by Edwards Report | Election 2008, Fake News, Laugher Curve, Pop Culture | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

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  1. I’m not sure what the opposite of funny is, but I think you’ve captured its essence well here.

    Comment by KC | September 6, 2008

  2. I don’t know what the opposite of “funny” is, but you’ve captured its essence quite well here.

    Comment by KC | September 7, 2008


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